audreysparker:

I’m comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

byrongraffiti:

Scott is the realest nigga alive.

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

vvabbitz:

you’re welcome

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

audieaud:

hi:

tryswitchingitoffandonagain:

hi:

ummm zac efron at the mtv movie awards right now

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what are u doing

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why am i not there right now

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im going to cry

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It’s okay guys, I’m crying too. After all, we’re all in this together.

oh no you didn’t just..

dude, get your head in the game.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

jesssux666:

say something I’m going down on you